Why Dogs are better than Women

Why Dogs are better than Women

(NO OFFENCE GIRLS/LADIES - JUST A JOKE)

• Dogs don't cry.

• Dogs love it when your friends come over.

• Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

• Dogs think you sing great.

• A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

• Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

• Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

• Dogs are excited by rough play.

• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

• Dogs understand that farts are funny.

• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

• Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

• If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

• Dogs don't shop.

• Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

• A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

• A dog's parents never visit.

• Dogs love long car trips.

• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions