Little Johnny Prayer

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six year-old son,
Johnny, and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?".

"I wouldn't know what to say," Little Johnny replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother said.

Little Johnny bowed his head and said,

"Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"