Some Piggy Jokes

# Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

# What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...A piiig

# A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!"

# A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

# All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don't believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

# Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

# Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .

# Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

# Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

#Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.