I Lost My Ears

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, 'yes, I can put you right.'

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, 'You swine, you gave me a woman's ears.'

'Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's.'

'You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!'