Missing Husband Report

Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband

Inspector: What is his height

Lady: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Lady: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Lady: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Lady: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was he wearing

Lady: Suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with him..????

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together….

And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first..!!!!