Women Captains

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the
G.I..s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency
exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the
captain a woman?'

'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We no longer
call it the cockpit'