19 February 2010

Notes To The Pastor from Kids

Dear Pastor,
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Yours sincerely,
Arnold Age 8


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Dear Pastor,
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
Sincerely,
Pete Age 9


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Dear Pastor,
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
Robert Age 11


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Dear Pastor,
I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
Love,
Patty Age 10


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Dear Pastor,
I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.
Stephen Age 8


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Dear Pastor,
I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
Loreen Age 9


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Dear Pastor,
Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
Laurie Age 10


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Dear Pastor,
Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's
help or a new pitcher.
Thank you.
Alexander Age 10


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Dear Pastor,
My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Joshua Age 10


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Dear Pastor,
Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.
Carla Age 10


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Dear Pastor,
I like your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.
Ralph Age 11


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Dear Pastor,
How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
Sincerely,
Marie Age 9

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