Financial Crisis effecting the Family

SARDAR JI , working abroad wrote to his wife...


DEAR PINKY Darling ,

I can't send my salary this month the global market crises has affected my company, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart please adjust.

Your loving husband,

JALENDER SINGH

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His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart,

PINKY