A New Chevrolet Avalanche

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and
his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that
truck???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet
Avalanche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents
began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name-they
just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser.
Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house
where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had
sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to
know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband.
I thought he was on a a coffee break, but learned from a friend he had ran
off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back.

He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet
Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."